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| I dropped a morsel of my girl's sausage roll and the litter police fined me £75As any mother knows, it is difficult to feed a small child on the run without creating a mess. So when Sarah Davies accidentally dropped a piece of sausage roll while giving it to her hungry four-year- old daughter Chloe, she might have hoped for sympathy. But the incident was spotted by two officials from her local .... |
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The ‘Do it yourself’ Chinese Political Leader Kit.Brought to you by the Acme Express Company.Would you like millions of people at your beck and call, pandering to your every whim with a zombie-like mindless loyalty ?Would you like to become one of CNN’s Jack Cafferty’s goons or thugs ?Then become a Chinese Leader. With this easy to use starter kit you can do just that. Qualifications are not needed. ....
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| Do you want to be a Celebrity? Many do, it seems.Talent is not a required necessity.Paris Hilton, what is she famous for ? Appearing in the media every five minutes. Getting locked up by a judge for drunk driving.She is an heiress to millions. But what does she actually do apart from being famous ?Nothing, is the answer, because she has zero talent, and it seems zero brains as well.Jade Goody spran.... |
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It comes as no surprise that South African President Thabo M'Beki has pleaded for time in the Zimbabwe crisis.Robert Mugabe has just lost an election, not that he is telling anybody. His henchmen are about to be supplied arms from China, so they can do the business, of killing a few hundred or thousand people who want Mugabe out. Robert Mugabe has sold his country to the Chinese it appears and they w....
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| "You'll be playing with fire !"Maybe better to put the fire out - run get the Fire Brigade !If foreigners protest against the Olympic Torch the police threaten that they will be thrown out of the country for good !Which foreigners ?British? Americans ? or Tibetans ?It looks like if China snaps its fingers, Thailand comes to heel?What if Free Chinese protested. Would they be thrown out for g.... |