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Monday , September 13 , 2010
Chiang Mai tops the list to go if the world goes to Hell
Posted by Thanong , Reader : 9719 , 14:25:32  
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12 Places To Go If The World Goes To Hell
Joe Weisenthal and John Carney | Sep. 11, 2010, 8:27 AM
Businessinsider.com

War, oil shortages, global warming, nuclear bombs, and economic collapse... All of it seems unlikely, but don't you want to be prepared?


If you have to jump on a plane (or a boat or a train or a hot air balloon) and head for safety, you want to know where in the world you should go.

We've selected places that we expect will remain fortresses of stability, safety, and prosperity no matter what the world throws at it.


Chiang Mai

All you really need to know is that this idyllic city in the North of Thailand is where famous investor Marc Faber makes his home. Faber is one of the most gloomy people you'll meet in the investment world, constantly issuing warnings about where you should live if the war comes (rural farmland), and what will happen to the dollar (it will be worth less than toilet paper).

What's more, while Southeast Asia has been a hotspot for war, heroin, massacres, and political turmoil for decades, Chiang Mai has remained a stronghold of peace and stability. That's a great sign that it can probably survive no matter what history throws at the rest of us.

Chiang Mai tops world's destination

Doi Suthep

Tristan da Cunha

This Island chain in the South Atlantic is actually the world's most remote inhabited achipelago. The population is just 271, so we're sure they're looking for new people. It's known for excellent fishing -- the perfect kind of self-sustaining career if times were to get really


Guam

American patriots can take refuge in this far flung outpost of America. While the economy is currently an unsustainable mix of government aid and tourism, the island could easily revert back to the kind of sustainable practices that kept its population alive for 4000 years.
The heavy US military presence should keep the island secure, although sustaining it if the continental US were to fall might prove difficult.

Denver

Denver has a few things going for it. In the event of an oil spike, it's got proximity to amazing shale reserves. Even though shale has yet to take really off, a spike will make it an economic necessity. And in the event of a war, it's the most defensible city in the US, due to its geography and mountains.

It's mile-high sea level also makes it an excellent place to go in the event of global warming and rising sea levels. In fact, global warming should help turn surrounding areas into an agricultural breadbasket.

Bern

Switzerland has undoubtedly proven itself a safe haven during Europe's bloody past.

Yet to think that the nations' mountains alone have defended Switzerland is to miss the savvy diplomatic genius of the country's leadership.

Thus it's in the capital, Bern, where you'll have a higher probability than most people in the world to get through any crisis.

The city is believed to be named, conveniently, after the German plural for bear, "Bären". It even has a 500-year old tradition of maintaining live bear pits, and now a more humane 'bear park'. Come join the fun.

Puncak Jaya

This mountainous region of Indonesia wouldn't seem like a very hospitable place to live. But then, remember, in a time like this you're not exactly looking for hospitable. You're looking for survivable. And it turns out that the largest gold mine in the world is in Puncak Jaya , which means there's going to be tons of work and trade if you play your cards correctly. It also houses the third largest copper mine in the world.

Capetown

When you're in the land of Africa, Cape Town is as good as it gets. Gorgeous views and harbors, the city is the second most populous in South Africa with good reason. Even if everything went to hell in a handbasket, Cape Town would quietly continue along, as if nothing had ever happened.
The state of Cape Town's economy is nothing like that of its sister cities to the north, thanks in part to the location of South Africa. It also is relatively free of Western foreign influence, yet, maintains stability and tranquility through the years.

Necker Island

This is the Island that Virgin mogul Richard Branson owns. If you call him up, we're sure he'll let you live there when everything collapses.


Rio de Janeiro

Seeing as this city is already so post-apocalyptic, there shouldn't be much to worry about if things really get bad. They already understand how to live at the edge of economic and social chaos.

Kansas City

No matter what happens to the USA, Kansas City will probably be okay. It's not at either one of the coasts, so you don't have to worry much about security or a foreign invasion or rising sea levels. It is surrounded by plenty of farmland (suitable for raising grain and livestock), and it's also at the intersection of several rail lines, so that if we experience an oil spike of unimaginable proportions, you'll still have access to transportation -- in fact, the city should thrive as a hub of activity.

Tierra del Fuego

Wind patterns make this far-southern city in South America a perfect place to avoid any nuclear fallout. Again, there's a benefit of extremity. Nobody will bother with you there.

Yukon

The Yukon is the westernmost of Canada's federal territories. It is sparsely populated and these days the economy is heavily dependent on government and tourism. But if things fall apart, the area is certainly capable of sustaining small, thriving communities. There is plenty of wildlife for hunting and trapping, which will be very important in the early years following a global catastrophe when farming is not really a viable option.
As civilization rebuilds itself, the areas rare metal mining will be a boon. Lots of rivers mean you'll be able to get around easily.

The weather is harsh, especially in winter. So bring a warm coat. And if you are on your own in the wilderness, you'll have to be especially careful of bears.


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comment 38
egon date : 01/10/2010 time : 12.06
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Nation is helping the world going to hell by publishing letters in which Clarkson accuses Blair of being a mass murdere because he promoted the use of condoms and abortion/euthanasie.In stead of fighting this bigotry Nation refused to publish my answer.The promotion by Blair saves the world a lot of misery and unhappiness.This accusation is equal to accuse all men masturbating or women taking the anti-conception pill of being massmurderers.
comment 37
Ian date : 19/09/2010 time : 17.59
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Vetopower, Hawaii is on an active "hot spot" I would not want to be there if plates start sliding around.
Media Watcher, in all primitive cultures those with true knowledge are respected, the tribal "wise ones"
comment 36
MediaWatcher date : 19/09/2010 time : 10.18
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I think if the world does end up back in the iron age,or stone age, you don't want to be a foreigner in Thailand.
All that worthess money Mr Faber has accumulated isn't going to help him when the natives expell
" Farang" and overrun your property.

Home country is the only way- I like the idea of Canada, or Guam?
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comment 35
vetopower date : 19/09/2010 time : 07.36

Been there, done that...I loved ChiangMai when I lived there for 6 months once, but it never can compare to Hawaii...home for over 35 years. Safest place in the world, best for farming, water, food, seafood, surfing, beaches. None can compare.
comment 34
wch date : 16/09/2010 time : 09.10
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gothai, can you read Korean phrase written at bottom?. I think 'Korean wives got together in front of tour agent office and protest, 'Dont send our husbands to the bitch surfing".
comment 33
Ian date : 15/09/2010 time : 18.52
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Catch 31. It is logical, why take coals to Newcastle? Hm, I guess that idiom would be lost on the modern generation
comment 32
catch22 date : 15/09/2010 time : 14.57
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gothai - a great picture, what is it a spelling mistake? Should it read beach festival.....or maybe it IS a bitch festival?
comment 31
catch22 date : 15/09/2010 time : 14.55
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Dal - Funnily enough although this part of Thailand is Thaksin territory, we seldom see anything of the redshirts, except a little bit of tyre burning after the big Bangkok fiasco.

They seem to enjoy having all their major demonstrations and disruptions in Bangkok and if they are to continue, may they always be in Bangkok.
comment 30
gothai date : 15/09/2010 time : 14.09


Don’t forget the Koreans coming to ChiangMai…. Ladies beware!
comment 29
Dalmasian date : 15/09/2010 time : 14.01
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Chiang Mai would be a nice place to visit and perhaps even to live for longer periods if you can kick out the Thugsin clans and his Red Shirt terrorists and their clans. Did someone said Marc Faber likes to wear a red colored jacket when he is in town? The doom, boom and gloom fella!

-- Dalmasian
comment 28
massein date : 15/09/2010 time : 12.40
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Whoops
should of said WASA
White Anglo Saxon Agnostic
comment 27
massein date : 15/09/2010 time : 12.38
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Catch: How could you doubt that I'm a bonafide True Blue American WASP
comment 26
happyjack date : 15/09/2010 time : 11.54

Oh to be back in C.M..If Thailand had an Enema this is the ideal place to poke the Tube,its dead after 7.30 if it rains.Handy for Central Location,but its like Gods Waiting Room.C.M.has this Feel Good factor i cant find in any Centrall Cities.Catch knows what i mean, if no one else does.
comment 25
catch22 date : 15/09/2010 time : 10.59
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PS. I couldn't think of a worse night than sitting in a karaoke bar surrounded by Japanese drunks, though most parties have private rooms. However, I wouldn't mind being surrounded by Japanese women as it seems their men have taught them just about every perversion in the book. Unfortunately, it has not been the male Japanese way to restict their sexual perversions to paid establishments, mostly they like to take over the village of another country and perform their perversions on the women, for free!
comment 24
catch22 date : 15/09/2010 time : 10.48
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massein - all of Chiang Mai Land's karaokes (which are actually expensive brothels) are exclusively owned by Japanese and Koreans and it's true if you are a farang, you are likely to get turned away, unless you have a couple of Leica's and Apple Macs hanging around your neck. The Japs seem to love these karaoke bars and like the old finger licking good deal in the dark, as it compensates for their inability to do the real deed because of their tiny little weiners. Of course if you are a respectable looking Thai you won't get turned away.
comment 23
massein date : 15/09/2010 time : 10.34
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Catch once when I first arrived in CM, I was walking and wonder into a area referred to as Chiang Mai Land,< I oserved night spot that seem quiet busy and several beautify Ladies out side the door. I decided to go in and check it out for myself.However as I started entry my way was was block. The doorman stated NO Farang. This was my first experience of of discremanation,I had to find a mirrow to see if my skin color had change.
comment 22
Ian date : 15/09/2010 time : 09.12
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I wondered what the smell was, now I know, it is all the land fermenting. Catch, be careful with naked flames
comment 21
wch date : 15/09/2010 time : 06.27
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My analysis in conclusion.

Chiengmai, buying some land via Chiengmai girl's name and keep it in long fermentation is good investment for retirees.
comment 20
wch date : 15/09/2010 time : 06.24
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Once a Chiangmai Sao told me her episode "He always picked me up but I couldnt see him because the glass was so dark. If I could, I could hide. I didnt feel it if alive or dead but his heavy weight just but my breathing. One day I just ate prick-kee-nuu and he forced me to do it by mouth. It stood up so 'keang and soo'ing',,,,,,,,,but tip is always not more than 500 baht,,,,,

(this is true story)


comment 19
happyjack date : 14/09/2010 time : 20.21

Ahh So Catch.Little Pricks as in Fortune Drivers, or the Hedgehog Haircut
comment 18
catch22 date : 14/09/2010 time : 18.27
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Lot of Japs flock to Chiang Mai. The Thai girls love them.....big wallets and little pricks.
comment 17
catch22 date : 14/09/2010 time : 18.25
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Wow!! That makes it an even better place to be!
comment 16
wch date : 14/09/2010 time : 17.33
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4. socialogy
If I didnt write this, let me continue.
Population-wise, Chiengmai, chiengrai, chiengsen anf further Loas side of Nan was rapid human mixing zone and today people from opposite globe put some drops in it.
80% economy became already Chinese satellite. Under ground economy drug, prostitution, human trafficking, smuggling contract killing is 50%. Only external income comes from foreign visitors.

Traditionally the northerners are secondary citizens in modern expanded Thailand. Chiengmai women long been the object of sex pleasure in Bangkok. Burma and Laos ruled the place longer than Siam and Thailand in its history.
comment 15
catch22 date : 14/09/2010 time : 17.19
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Massein - I haven't heard of any problems or seen anything. Maybe she asked for a big loan?
comment 14
catch22 date : 14/09/2010 time : 17.18
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Go suck lemons wch.
http://www.travelandleisure.com/worldsbest/2010/cities

Erm, nothing from Japan..surprise, surprise.
comment 13
massein date : 14/09/2010 time : 16.18
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Catch what is going on in CM, my daughter called her mother today and now my wife is all worried.
comment 12
wch date : 14/09/2010 time : 15.48
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5. ecology
Chieng Mai lost long long ago its natural, environmental ecology and today turned a dump site of any kind.
Hj, good idea. battery shop for electric car. erecting solar cell farm or windmill around the mounts tops, produce electricty and compel every residents or visitors to ride only battery electric car or walk, this will recover some of its original ecological system.
comment 11
catch22 date : 14/09/2010 time : 13.32
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Can you please delete Chiang Mai......I'd rather not have all the Bangkok rabble moving up here to spoil my retirement.
comment 10
wch date : 14/09/2010 time : 09.10
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2. Geography
If China face upheavals like earth quake, flood, nuclear war, civil war or the likes, Chiangmai is the main exit along the Mekhong river's terminal. 600million the Chinese southerners will exodus into the area. East sea is two far away and West is blocked by rugged Tibet terrain and Burmese trail will be blocked by anti-Chinese Burmeses.
comment 9
happyjack date : 14/09/2010 time : 09.03

Just the Place to open an Electric Car Dealership.WCH, could be InCHARGE of Batteries, and Man the Wobble Meter Size Wotsit thing, Ian could man the Weather Station,and i could launch missiles at Islamic Strongholds.Stall could post reports to CNN.No i havnt been drinking,just waiting for Clients.Im the Head Waiter.Strange how boredom makes you ramble.Are you bored wch..Ill explain the Question later, ive only got half an hour to kill.
comment 8
Ian date : 14/09/2010 time : 08.21
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By all accounts, Ethiopia is one of the safest places, high above sea level and on a plate which is opening up so no vulcanicity.
comment 7
wch date : 14/09/2010 time : 05.28
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the safety of human habitat must be judged on,
1. geology
2. geography
3. politics
4. socialogy
5. ecology

in this terms, i give chiangmai 5 in the hellish scale from zero to 10.

Let me explain on the first item, geology.
Chiangmai sits between large two land masses. The northern land plate is the edge of Tibetan plateau and the southern mountains is a ripple of two land plates collision, by Isan plateau land mass.
The sitting position of chiangmai is like a rice bowl, being cracked and the crack runs through larger fault of land plates that runs down along Chaopraya river basin and further runs out through the center line of the Gulf of Thailand. Along this cracking line are many oil and gas wells now producing them. Just little northern mount of the city also has a oil well. All of theses means the city's sitting place is not safe, when China is broken by nuclear attack (assuming China hides underground retaliatory nuclear siloes in the west region of Yunnan or Sichuan where Tibetan highland flows down).
comment 6
happyjack date : 14/09/2010 time : 03.55

MassinI'm told the safest way to buy Cannabis here is off the Police.Nah ,the Immigration would find you,they would walk blindfold through a Minefield to issue an Overstay Fine..If there was a Saigon Type Airlift,they would find their Slowest, most Miserable Officer from C.M..to check you out.
comment 5
massein date : 13/09/2010 time : 18.46
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I couldn't do that, spent my life arresting ppl for that. I have come to realize that I was on the losing side of this battle.
comment 4
stalingrad date : 13/09/2010 time : 17.15
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HP c.1: I like your sense of humour. Makes me want to come back to this blog.
Massein: suggest you grow marijuana. there's a big market up north.
If Marc Faber lives there, it must be safe. Isn't he known as Dr. Gloom? But with no stock market, what will he do for a living, speculate in cigarettes?
comment 3
massein date : 13/09/2010 time : 15.19
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I agree, I guess if the world went topsy turbi, my villege would be ideal. I would have to learn to live like a Thai since I would not longer have money, I assume that Immerigration would be must to busy in the major citys to worry about me reporting every ninty days.
comment 2
dryshrimp date : 13/09/2010 time : 14.49
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comment 1
happyjack date : 13/09/2010 time : 14.38

Looking around where i live, a Bomb could only tidy things up.The Natives are half brain dead allready
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