You would not believe if I said this to you, but getting your heartbroken is kind of fun, especially when you pick the right guy. I've found the list of qualities in a guy that you should choose to get your heartbroken.

These are the ingredients

1. He should be smart- Seriously, it needs lots of skills to get your heart broken. A stupid guy can't do it. How do you know he's smart? Well, he could be a teacher, be in the media, or have alot of work (or pretend to have so much work)..he should be in the spotlight some how, and semi- famous.

2. He should wear glasses- Why? Because guys with glasses always look like they are good guys. So when they appear to be bad and evil, it is incredibly sexy. It's much more effective than someone who comes in looking handsome like George Clooney- you know he'll break your heart anyway.

3. He should be obsessed with something else besides you- I mean really, he should be passionate about something. Football, art, debating, news, poker. Why? Because when he breaks your heart he'll have a very good excuse. "Sorry, it's not you. It's football."

4. He has spiky hair- Yup, look at Brad Pitt, he never had spiky hair before. When he started having the spiky hair, he dumped Jennifer for Jolie...talk about the power of hair...ouch.

5.He has his own place and lives alone- He doesn't live with his parents.

6. He has a portrait or drawing of himself in his room plus certificates of all his achievements- This kind of guy values everything about himself. He thinks he is a throne. and you? Don't even think about it.

7. He sticks to his phone- When a guy constantly looks at his phone in a worried way (Obama is not exempted from this) you know he will break your heart real bad. Why? Because the phone carries his girlfriend's message, his other girls message, and you name it.

8. He speaks well- I've never seen a quiet guy breaking a girl's heart. If he's a good conversationalist, he will break your heart just with his words.

9. He's a challenge- No you don't want a guy who says you're good enough or you're wonderful. You need a guy who'll tell you how sucky and stupid you are. He won't say it out loud to you, he'll just make you feel that way without you really knowing it. Then when you think about it, you just got slapped in the face.

10. He's rich- The more money a guy has, the more power, so does he give a damn about you? No, all he cares about is how much he gets.

Extra bonus: Oh, and if he has a guitar in his room, be prepared, he'll string you along like the guitar itself...;) unless you are a great singer, he might not dump you. LOL


Windy takes a bow... Have fun getting your heart broken!