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reallifethailand
A focus on Thai politics from a long term farang resident and luk keug's father
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Friday , May 2 , 2008
Training with the Thai Tourist Police
Posted by redandwhitestripes , Reader : 800 , 16:01:37  
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With a Police Lieutenant Colonel


So, six months after handing in my application to join the Thai Tourist Police Volunteers, I finally received my invitation to a training seminar.

What should I expect? Well the initial application stage was fairly impressive. The staff checked my background with the embassy and the Immigration department. I know this because my interviewer said: "Oh you work at [name of my employer] my uncle is a director there".  That seemed to go down well. Heck, I wasn't even recruited yet and already the nepotism was kicking in!

So with a 5am alarm call, I set off to Sukhumvit soi 5, wondering what I would learn from the boys in brown. The hotel venue itself was very decent, if nothing special. I was ushered into a large conference hall and presented with an information pack. Amongst leaflets and tourists guides there was a booklet that explained how to make a police report. The information itself was solid, but the translation was poor. I wondered how the Tourist Police could produce something like this, but I was about to discover things would get worse before they got better.



The event kicked off with a senior sergeant welcoming everybody and declaring the training session open. Suddenly some music began to blast and we all had to stand up and salute. The expression of the commander in front of me stopped me from smiling.

We then began a lecture on the role of tourism in Thailand. There was just one problem - it was all in Thai. There were about one hundred volunteers at the seminar. Less than ten of us were farang, the others were Burmese, Japanese or Chinese. Very few could understand what was being said.

Suddenly, a strikingly attractive young woman stood up and said something to a commander at the front. She then walked to the stage and was introduced as both "Miss Chicago" and "Miss Songkran", who would translate for us. And so she did, though I think some of the volunteers were a little distracted from the topic at hand.

After a coffee break, the next lecture was on "national security" and was presented by a lady called Porpharas. Khun Pornpharas was obviously a highly educated lady from an upper class family. Her speech was intelligent and articulate but the topics she addressed covered issues such as economics and the politics of immigration. For me it was interesting, but the body language of those around me told me they knew this was not exactly relevant for police volunteers.


After lunch we had a new officer and a new topic. We were treated to a slideshow of foreign criminals believed to be located in Thailand. It was interesting stuff and I was ready to blast Bob Marley's "Bad Boys" track on my iPod and hunt these guys down, but sadly our beauty queen had gone home and the talk was only in Thai. It was becoming clear now, the senior command in the Thai Tourist Police may be great people and great policemen, but they couldn't speak English.

Still, the overall feel of day one was good. This was largely down to a man call Senior Segeant Major Peter, who was almost a one man police force by himself. Throughout the day he had exchanged jokes, wise cracks, banter and pranks with both his fellow Thais and the volunteers. He had broken down the culture barrier and explained why Thailand needed foreign volunteers and how grateful the police were.

With "Peter"

Day two began on an interesting note as I was attacked while eating a sandwich at 'Subway' on Sukhumvit by a drunken prostitute who was upset that I wouldn't hand her my sandwich. Sadly, I had not yet received any training that would actually help me deal with the situation. Would today be different?

Luckily, the answer was yes. Our first lecture was in English and "Peter" explained to us the different codes that could be used on a police radio. He also threw in a few very helpful names and contact numbers that we could use when dealing with police in general.

The next talk was an exercise in incident reporting. This introduced me to Pierre, the TTP translator who explained how the reporting system should work.

After being given some more training booklets, it was time for the "awards" ceremony and some general mingling. I managed to talk with a few senior officers who seemed genuinely friendly, grateful and good natured. I also spoke with a long serving English volunteer who explained how I could receive further training and move "up the ladder" (yes, the volunteers also have a ranking system) starting with the Lions Club convention in Bangkok next month.

So after a few snapshots, receipt of my uniform and a few goodbyes, it was over.


The "awards" ceremony


The training was interesting. I got to meet some new people from around the world and make some friends in the Thai police. I do feel ready to start, but that is more down to my chance encounter with the long serving Englishman than any of the training I received.

But that seems to be Thailand through and through. There is far more focus on friendliness and "welcomes " than there is on actual skills training. That might suffice in most professions, but when you doing a job such as police support, you would want something a bit more efficient.

It also worried me that there was literally zero physical based training in the entire seminar. Other than a few questions on the application form about health, physical details and martial arts training, there was no defence involved at all.

However, it was clear that all applicants were carefully screened for their own backgrounds and paperwork. This was applied to everybody which I thought was good, though it was clear the Burmese contingent were being given the closest attention.

Still, I learned something, met some new people, made some friends and in time I will be able to do a lot to help visitors to Thailand. It was time well spent.

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comment 25
catch22 date : 09/05/2008 time : 20.42
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Do you have to do a sort of mini knee bend and say 'evening all?
comment 24
catch22 date : 09/05/2008 time : 01.17
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Let the Thai police do their owm dirty jobs and learn how to speak English - they have to learn some time, surely they can't be dependent on farangs until Kindom Come?
comment 23
redandwhitestripes date : 08/05/2008 time : 18.59
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You remain my favourite "commenter" Hermano :-)
comment 22
Hermano_Lobo date : 08/05/2008 time : 18.49
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Help the tourists with the terrible 'Wandering sickness' - as seen in the film 'The Shape of Things to Come'. Beware of that dreadful luvvy Sir Ralph Richardson(The Chief). - The Chief consolidated his power over Everytown after having eradicated "the wandering sickness" by shooting all those infected with the disease.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Things_to_Come
comment 21
catch22 date : 08/05/2008 time : 06.16
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GG - Help lost tourists!!
Are they going to be stationed on the roads betweenNaan and Pitsanaluk?
Are we portraying tourists as really so helpless!?
Why speak Thai - just enough faranglanguage to say "I'm a policeman, what do I look like an information bureau?
comment 20
Hermano_Lobo date : 08/05/2008 time : 01.36
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Catch-
I couldn't agree more.
It attracts all the wrong sort of people for all the wrong sort of reasons.
comment 19
catch22 date : 07/05/2008 time : 23.21
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God help us if we have a reciprical scheme in UK!
comment 18
Hermano_Lobo date : 06/05/2008 time : 22.45
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Jap-slapping ? Da Uzi 9mm is better dere. Even better is Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.

According to Andy McNab of SAS infamy. It is better to avoid all conflict. Just run away. If it cannot be avoided use a pistol. He didn't seem to have much time for 'Jap-slapping'.
comment 17
Hermano_Lobo date : 06/05/2008 time : 22.45
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Jap-slapping ? Da Uzi 9mm is better dere. Even better is Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.

According to Andy McNab of SAS infamy. It is better to avoid all conflict. Just run away. If it cannot be avoided use a pistol. He didn't seem to have much time for 'Jap-slapping'.
comment 16
redandwhitestripes date : 06/05/2008 time : 11.38
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Agreed GG, but I think an in depth anlysis of arrest procedure extends beyond 'decent' Thai. Also, I don't think many tourists speak Thai, it kind of defeats the objective :-)
comment 15
GGrass date : 06/05/2008 time : 10.01
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I would have thought that if anyone was going to be a police volunteer (to help lost tourists), at least he/she should be able to speak decent Thai...
comment 14
Ian date : 04/05/2008 time : 08.22
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Greg, pay his fare and he comes to you.
comment 13
veen date : 04/05/2008 time : 00.10
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It's very interesting blog. It sounds like a good training and I agree with you that there should be other courses like martial arts or gun-shooting. Anyway, my question is after the course, do you have to report to them regularly? What are your some of your duties? How do you climb up the ladder? Sorry, so many questions because this is very interesting topic to me.
comment 12
redandwhitestripes date : 03/05/2008 time : 21.08
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Thanks Ian. Sadly though, Silom is too far for me. I used to go to the Bangkok Fight Club on Asoke Road but the travel just wore me out. If we ever move though I will certainly contact your friend.
comment 11
Ian date : 03/05/2008 time : 17.04
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hi greg, the instructor is sitting next to me know. he taches a mixture of karate, thai boxing, and street fighting, with the emphasis (at least for my gf), on defense techniques.
His mobile number is 0846629860
House 02915467
and his name is udomsak nertweera (Aod)
comment 10
Ian date : 03/05/2008 time : 10.44
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Greg my friend lives near Silom. He is my gf's instructor but she has not stored his mobile number, I will pass it on when I next see him.
comment 9
Hermano_Lobo date : 02/05/2008 time : 23.54
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Wannabe uniform types
comment 8
Hermano_Lobo date : 02/05/2008 time : 23.53
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I had a big argument with a little Swiss Nazi dressed up in the Tourist Police gear in Pattaya.

He had just picked on a poor Thai selling his roses. The Thai was so upset he smashed his roses on the ground.

I told the arschlok in no uncertain terms where he could stick his uniform. I then told him to f*ck off back to Switzerland. All done in German with a South German accent.

The poor was just trying to feed his family.
comment 7
LIEBE date : 02/05/2008 time : 22.49
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crap!! 

never :)
comment 6
redandwhitestripes date : 02/05/2008 time : 22.48
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LIEBE, haven't we met somewhere before? :-)

Ian, I've studied four martial arts but if you are serious, I'd be very interested. Does your friend live near you?
comment 5
LIEBE date : 02/05/2008 time : 22.44
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crap!! 

Thai Tourist Police Volunteers mean what?
sounds interesting :p
comment 4
Lalida date : 02/05/2008 time : 20.13
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Greg,

I was all along thinking that they're going to give you some sort of physical training, only a few speech? That's disappointing..
comment 3
narcisuss date : 02/05/2008 time : 17.56
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I  come in peace :)

Really interesting.. Do you get a uniform similar to the one used by Thai police?
What sort of authority are you given?
comment 2
Ian date : 02/05/2008 time : 17.45
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I have a Thai friend who will give you 4 hours of street combat training for 200 Baht:-)
comment 1
Tawan date : 02/05/2008 time : 16.36
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I love reading blogs like this that gives the impressions from a foreign point of view.

Hope to hear more of your adventures.
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