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Sunday , April 6 , 2008

Try it on!

Posted by naive , Reader : 423 , 10:39:14 | Category : Joke

Jack and Jill went up the hill............. Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them toyour mother and told her to put them on. When she did, theywere enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large'. I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.' .................... Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that. 'Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,'said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your f*cking attitude, you never will. (A post in some forum from someone i know :)

Jack and Jill went up the hill.............

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one
side. 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when
we got home was take off my trousers,' he said.

'I gave them toyour mother and told her to put them on. When she did,
theywere enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't
possibly wear them, as they were too large'. I told her, 'of
course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and
I always will. Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
....................

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.

Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that. 'Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,'said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your f*cking attitude, you never will.

(A post in some forum from someone i know :)

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comment 11
Sulasno date : 24/06/2008 time : 23.40
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c1

first time I heard of this joke

old joke?

any relations to the number of years you have spent on Earth? :-)

comment 10
PasaNINJA2499 date : 07/04/2008 time : 21.41
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Keep walking forward. Don't give up. Don't fed up.

hehehehehehe...

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GGrass date : 07/04/2008 time : 08.32
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Cowboy and cowgirl got married. On their first night, when they got to the hotel room, the cowboy took off his trousers, but didn't say anything to the cowgirl, he just threw them to the corner of the room, and went straight to business.

What business? What else? It was our wedding night, what else do you think we did? Talk all night?

Actually, we slept all night, and all morning.... so tiring after the ceremony...

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Wonderwoman date : 06/04/2008 time : 20.38
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Hahahaha. That's awesome.

comment 7
Ian date : 06/04/2008 time : 15.53
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Did you understand all the jokes?

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FelixQui date : 06/04/2008 time : 13.47
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Naive,
That was fun. Thanks for sharing it.

comment 5
Ian date : 06/04/2008 time : 13.05
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File sent

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naive date : 06/04/2008 time : 12.02
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Cool Thanks Ian.

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Ian date : 06/04/2008 time : 12.00
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I could send you loads in a wordfile, I used to collect them:-)

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naive date : 06/04/2008 time : 11.35
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New for teen age like me Ian