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just about anything goes...
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Friday , June 27 , 2008
Morning Blog: How sweet of you!
Posted by GGrass , Reader : 223 , 09:51:36  
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A man walks into a bank with a bulky bag. He grabs a deposit slip, jots down the details, and picks a number on the queing machine.

He then sits heavily on the chairs, holding the bag tightly in his two hands. His eyes would occassionally wonder around the hall, but mostly, they are fixed on the bag on his laps.

"Ding dong~~! Number 199, please proceed to counter #2."

Automated voice of a mechanical woman calls out. The man stands up slowly and walks over to the counter with number 2 written on it. He hands the deposit slip to a pretty clerk sitting on the other side, and puts the bag on the marble counter, his hands still holding the bag.

"Good day, sir. Let's see... Making deposit of 2 million, huh... "

The pretty clerk uses her long and delicate fingers to transfer data from the deposit slip into the computer. When she's done typing, she looks up with a smile. She holds out her hands towards the bag in a very cute manner, and the man reluctantly parts with the bag.

The clerk takes a look inside the bag, and wide smile appears around her pretty lips. She says,

"Oh, how sweet of you... But where's the money?"


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comment 5
Pomjuk date : 27/06/2008 time : 12.30
http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/pomjuk

Good pickup line if the teller on window number 2 is pretty. Now all you have to do is make sure your number would not be called by the guy with mustache on window number 1.
comment 4
Seven date : 27/06/2008 time : 12.08
http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/truethai
Sao Grabrong Hian

I just love chocolates. I think I will go buy some Fererro Rocher for myself, after all I have been a good boy this week.
comment 3
Sulasno date : 27/06/2008 time : 10.54
http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/sulasno

it's a good one :-)
comment 2
GGrass date : 27/06/2008 time : 10.25
http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/GGrass

Nah... I was que number 200.

I'll never forget the stupid look on his face when he realized he was making deposit with chocolates.


comment 1
Manhunt date : 27/06/2008 time : 10.20

LOL

You are so bloody creative man! Were you that guy?......
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